Showing posts with label David Gilmour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Gilmour. Show all posts

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Pull Your Damn Guitars Up!


WHY YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOUR GUITAR STRAP IS TOO LOW



  I view these kids who play with their guitars too low in much the same way I view these kids who walk around with their pants hanging around their God damn ankles.



 It doesn't make you look cool, it just makes you look like an ignorant, uneducated piece of trash.



You kids pull your god damn guitars back up!

I'm almost 40 now. Since life expectancy these days is roughly 78 years, that technically puts me in middle age. My beef with douchebags who wear their guitars too low makes me the musical version of the angry old man who's always yelling at the neighborhood kids to 'get the hell off my lawn!' 





I believe in first impressions. For example, when I see someone wearing their pants around their ankles I get the impression that this is someone who mistakenly believes they look good when they really don't and are willing to stick to this erroneous belief even at risk of ridicule, unemployment and profiling by law enforcement. 

When I see someone wearing their guitar too low I get the impression that this too is someone who mistakenly believes they look good when they really don't, and that "looking good with the guitar" is ultimately more important than anything you actually play on the guitar. 


   And as a lifelong guitar player, I hold the instrument in a much higher regard. Yes the way you play is important because playing a certain way is better for your technique. 

 I also believe that if you wanna play great music then you need to look like you're playing great music. 

But I think its disrepecting to the guitar and to all the great guitarists in history to view your guitar as nothing more than simply a fashion accessory. 

Wearing your guitar too low also hinders the rest of your band as it doesn't present the music very well. If you truly did care about image then you would never wear your guitar like that.

  What do you think presents the music better?

  someone who wears their guitar this?

or 

someone who wears their guitar this?
 



 Besides, the lower your guitar hangs, the harder it is on your fret hand wrist, and your technique will suffer as a result. 


  In the photo above, Prince, shows how its done. You should have the guitar no higher or lower than belt level. This length looks best and is easy on the wrist, unless you have short alligator arms which in that case you may need to stop reading this and seriously consider changing hobbies.

 CORRECT. One again take note of the fret hand wrist and how it is resting in a natural, un-inverted position.

 Incorrect. Playing like this will also make you an alcoholic and will eventually kill you as Steve Clark has already so masterfully shown us. 


 
Correct


Incorrect 


A NOTE ON JIMMY PAGE

Techically, I would call this too low, but Jimmy Page is an exception to the rule. His arms are so damn long that he can comfortably play this low. Note how his fret hand wrist is still in a natural, unbent position. 

  Also, he's not calling attention to the fact he's playing low. 

He's doing it with class unlike the following douches below...



   

HOWEVER

  
If you're wearing pants and you wear 'em too low you look like an asshole but if you wear them too high you also look like an asshole. 

Don't rest the guitar on your belly, it looks lazy. Also note how wearing the guitar too high also leads to the un-natural position of the fret hand wrist.

Besides, wearing your guitar that high does not give the impression of confidence. It just makes it look like you're trying too hard, and you have not yet reached the level where you can just let it rip without a care in the world


like this...



Who do you think looks like the more confident, able guitarist? 

 
 someone who plays like this

  
someone who plays like this?

or 
 like this?


The first two DOUCHEBAGS just look like they're playing guitar. 

Hendrix and Gilmour look like THE GUITAR IS PLAYING THEM.

And that right there is the next level I want you to reach. 




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Saturday, June 9, 2012

A Collection of Great Guitar Solos: David Gilmour



   My first attempt at making a music/photo collage thing. Just figured I'd do something different. This list is not all inclusive, so just  because something isn't on this list doesn't mean anything so don't read into it. This is just a list of some of my favorite David Gilmour solos. thats all.


ok bye.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Ask a Guitarded Person


Ask a Guitarded Person
you're chance to have your questions about anything answered by someone who is mentally guitarded

*All three of You who actually submitted questions*


1. Who is the greatest and most overrated guitarists of all time?- Steve, Oklahoma.

   Greatest


Jimmy Page


   I always catch sh*t for this one. The reason I don't pick Hendrix is because Jimmy Page has the larger and more diverse body of work. When you hear Zeppelin you hear rock, blues, folk, country, acoustic, mandolin. The double-neck guitar, the violin bow...classic.

"Battle of Evermore" was made up on the spot by Robert [Plant] and myself. I just picked up John Paul Jones's mandolin, never having played a mandolin before, and just wrote up the chords and the whole thing in one sitting. - Jimmy Page, [courtesy of wikipedia]

   The Battle of Evermore? The first time Jimmy Page ever touched a mandolin, he wrote that damn song. Who else can write a song about Lord of the Rings and not get laughed at? That gets my vote.
Overrated
This was a tough one. I could easily put another dozen names here
  • Joe Perry: sure he has some classic instantly recognizeable riffs, but nothing he has ever done has made me say "wow" or "how did he do that?" He's more famous for fighting with Steven Tyler than for being a guitarist.

2. Why is David Hasselhoff the German Elvis? - Andy, Arizona


      The answer that I'm going to give you is this. In 1989, David Hasselhoff pulled a Manchurian Candidate on Germany. Hasselhoff performed his song "Looking for Freedom," live at the Berlin Wall on New Years Eve 1989. East Germany days were numbered and everyone knew it. Capitalizing on the Germans push for unification on the brink of a new year, his freedom song, made a imprint on the German collective unconscious, that has made him synonymous with everything good about Germany ever since.
       So when Germans cheer for David Hasselhoff, they cheer for themselves.

3. Why are there no more "Guitar Gods" in modern rock today? - Andy, Arizona

  •  Blues Clues: Hendrix, Clapton, Page, Keith Richards, Pete Townsend, Tony Iommi all had Blues as their foundation to build upon. Back then even other forms of popular music such as, jazz, country, motown, kind of counterbalanced each other, in a way are all kind of related and drew from each other. In my opinion today's rock music is competing with rap, hip-hop and dance mix/electronic stuff. As popular music has distanced itself from the blues, the guitar god is slowly becoming extinct.
  • Drugs: Prescription Drugs seem to be the drug of choice among todays youth. I don't know about you, but if I'm on vicodin, percocet, xanax, atavan, and valium, the last thing I'm capable of doing is playing guitar, much less writing music, much less thinking of writing music, much less, thinking at all. Not to advocate drugs, but a drug like Cocaine, and some psychedelics light up certain areas of your brain and don't kill all thought the way some of the prescription drugs do today.
 4. B.B. King's guitar is named "Lucile." Have you ever named one of your guitars? - Jessica (my wife) - Arizona

   I have never owned a guitar descent enough to merit naming it. If I'm ever able to afford a descent guitar, I might consider it. What would I name it? I don't know, I've never had any sons, so maybe "junior." Seriously, I think the guitars name would depend alot on how I got the guitar or what was going on in my life at the time I acquired it.

5. What is the best guitar? - Jessica (still my wife) - Arizona


That one. And David Gilmour owns it. Fender Stratocaster
serial # 0001.


6. Sex, Drugs or Rock N Roll? If you could only have one, which would it be - Jessica (yes we're still married) - Arizona

   I've gone the majority of my life without sex. As far as drugs go, other than whats prescribed by my shrink, I'm drug free. Rock N Roll has been there for me when no one else has. It has given me moments of joy that no drug on earth could. I choose Rock.


7. Have you resorted to making up questions just to make this interesting now?

Yes.


8. Does anybody actually read this?

If anyone does read this, I'm certainly not aware of it.


9. What's the coolest place you've ever been to?

Amsterdam.


10. Whats the stupidest thing you've done to promote your blog?

Write my website on all my dollar bills. Provided, I have money to spend.

11. Who was Secretary of State during the infamous Teapot Dome Scandal?

Albert B. Fall.

12. What do you think about when you play?

I don't know, that I should've stayed in school?

13. Most Bizzare thing you've ever eaten?

I'm not that adventurous. Menudo? Frog Legs? Rattlesnake Meat? Dog Biscuits?

14. Will you be doing this feature on your blog again?
Not Likely



Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The David Gilmour Power Hour

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 David Gilmour is my favorite guitar player. Look the video clip above. He is the owner of the original Fender Stratocaster Serial# 00001! Now, just because I'm saying that doesn't mean I'm implying that there are no other talented guitarists out there. There are a ton of talented guitar players of different styles and abilities. David Gilmour's style, technique, and sound just appeals to me the most.
 I grew up playing guitar during the age of 80's metal when it seemed you couldn't even call yourself a guitar player unless you could play 100+/mph. The most important lesson I learned from David Gilmours work with Pink Floyd and his solo stuff is that you don't have to be some flashy speed demon to be a bad ass guitar player. He may not be the flashiest, or fastest player around but to me he's definitely the most tasteful, player around.

My Best of David Gilmour List


1. Comfortably Numb - Second Solo, from Pulse: This piece speaks for itself, its ridiculous how awesome this solo is. I saw them play on this tour, hearing it live was a life changing moment for me.




2. Dogs - From Animals : Alot of people don't like Animals, but its probably my favorite Floyd Album. Even David Gilmour isn't too fond of it apparently. Although when they did go on the Momentary Lapse of Reason Tour they rehearsed and nearly included "Sheep" on their set but Gilmour decided against it at the last moment because he felt he couldn't do Roger Waters vocals justice. Personally, I love this album, and Dogs, is definitely a guitar players song.


3. Echoes - From Pink Floyd in Pompeii: What Gilmour does from the 5:35 portion of the song until the breakdown thing is so heavy. The whole band sounds so tight, and they are all just jamming so hard. David Gilmour is on top of his game here.


4. Time - from Dark Side of the Moon Every note in that solo is just perfectly chosen. I listen to this solo the way I would go to The Louvre and admire The Mona Lisa.


5. One of These Days, - from Meddle, performed here on Pulse
Especially the really heavy jam that kicks in at the 4 minute mark was really special to hear Live. Which I did in Tempe, in April of 1994. That was a good day.


6. Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Live Acoustic Performance
I gotta include this specific performance because I think its important to show here that he may have a multi million dollar guitar setup and cool and expensive effects, and the original Fender Stratocaster, but the dude can also go low tech and just play his ass off with just him and a God Damn Acoustic Guitar.


 Ok so we have now seen, David Gilmour pretty much rules. He's shown me that as long as you have style and taste, you don't have to be the fastest player on the block to be a real badass.


 I'll finish this post with a link to a cool you tube clip thats a good tutorial on getting the David Gilmour sound on your own gear.